APOLOGIZE
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APOLOGIZE

$9.98 $7.62

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MR. TORGUE APOLOGIZE! PATCH

66 in stock

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DO YOU WANT THE BIGGEST BADASS F*CKING PATCH ON THIS SIDE OF THE GALAXY? CHECK OUT MY NEW TORGUE PATCH WITH 75% MORE BICEPS AND 110% MORE PECS! MY CHEST IS HUGE! TELL MOTHERF*CKERS THAT THEY NEED TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT! IF YOU DON’T BUY TORGUE PATCHES YOU’RE RETARDED! ALL PATCHES SHIP WITH USPS TRACKING! IF THEY DONT SHOW UP IN TIME WE WILL BLOW UP THE POSTAL SERVICE!!!  THANKS FOR BUYING OUR WARES, YOU BADASS MOTHERF*CKA! THIS PATCH IS MADE FROM THE FINEST PVC WITH A VELCRO HOOK BACKING AND IS A MASSIVE FIVE INCHES WIDE AND ALMOST FOUR INCHES TALL!

(the previous statement is solely the opinion of Mr. Torgue and does not reflect the policies of Snake Hound Machine LLC, any lost packages will have a claim filed with the carrier and a replacement will be sent to the buyer immediately. Please do not blow up the Postal Service.)

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